A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”
“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice [...]
A young lady was brought into a traffic court, for a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case so she could get to the school on time.
A wild gleam came into the judge’s eyes! Judge [...]
In an office, two lawyers were having affair with their secretary. Since they were also friends, so they shared the secret about secretary to each other.
One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. The two lawyers told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as [...]
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Women drivers are amazing!
An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have [...]
Q) Why did they name him as ‘Sherlock Holmes’?
A) Because he behaved liked a shier and locked homes
Q) Why did Bob eat only yeast and car wax?
A) Because he wanted to rise and shine
Q) If your parents are British, then you’ll be?
A) a British
Q) If your parents are idiot, then you’ll be?
A) an American
A boy was caught and put in temporary lock-up for small-time stealing in shops.
In the lockup, another hard-core thief, “You seem to be a brilliant thief. Why don’t you start robbing banks instead?”
Boy said, “By the time my school is over, all banks are closed!”
The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews. And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun.
‘We must know that you will follow your Instructions no [...]
Student confronts his professor after being unable to score in the test.
Student: Sir, if you can answer my question, then you can gladly fail me otherwise you’ll have to give me ‘A’?
Professor: [Thinking ...] Ok. So, what is your question?
Student: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal?
Professor: [...]