Queries and quotables
1) Pizza is round while its box is square. Why is not either pizza square or the box is round?
2) What travels by car is called ’shipment’; what travels by ship is called ‘cargo’. Why?
3) Comfort comes as a guest, and stays to enslave us.
4) Criticize Hillary Clinton, that’s sexism. Criticize Barack Obama, that’s racism. Criticize John McCain and that’s elder abuse.
5) What an economy it is - the other day I wrote a check, the check was good but the bank bounced!
6) What worries me most about the credit crunch is that if one of my checks is returned stamped “insufficient funds”, I won’t know whether that refers to mine or the banks.
7)
Q. What is more important in life - love or family?
A. sustenance!
8 )
Q. Why do the people believe in soothsayers?
A. Because those do not believe in anything.
9)
Q. Bosses are like a diaper?
A. They are full of shit and always on your ass
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