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Phase 1

You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(Your first day at work and all is fine and great)

Phase 2

You are listening to HOUSE music
(After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you coming or going anymore)

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Make Sure You Read “New Company Policies” At The Bottom

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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”

The husband laughs says: “An Italian girl !!!” & winks. The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”

“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”

“Which present?” She asked.

“The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!”

“Oh, that” she said “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”

Moral of the Story: Briefs should be explicit.

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’ He slams the door and returns to bed.

‘Who was that?’ asked his wife.

‘Just some drunk guy asking for a push,’ he answers.

‘Did you help him?’ she asks.

‘No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!’

‘Well, you have a short memory,’ says his wife. ‘Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!’

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark,

‘Hello, a re you still there?’

‘Yes,’ comes back the answer. ‘Do you still need a push?’ calls out the husband.

‘Yes, please!’ comes the reply from the dark. ‘Where are you?’ asks the husband.

‘Over here on the swing,’ replied the drunk.

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