An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”
A German doctor says, “That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have [...]
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the [...]
Men’s Clearance, Sure !
Lehman Bank employees stage a protest by blockading the entrance to the Bank’s Headquarters
Poor chaps they have only Ferraris
Global financial markets are crashing, AIG and JP Morgan tremors are yet to subside, crisis continues - Freddie Mac says Lehman owed it over $1.2 billion, Citigroup is considering bid for WaMu, HSBC walks away from $6.3 billion South Korea bank buy, Lloyds rescues HBOS in $22 billion deal. Morgan Stanley, others may [...]
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER [...]
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third
man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off, the Engineer called his cat,
“T-square, do your stuff.”
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen [...]
A boat docked in a tiny Goan village.
A tourist from Mumbai complimented the Goan fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the fisherman.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the Mumbaite.
The Goan fisherman explained that his small [...]